Mikellaneous

My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter: 

I'm on a drug and it's called Charlie Sheen. I think this is the one where you lick a frog & write it a check for $50 grand.

I was pleased to snub HARRY POTTER to watch THE WINNING TEAM (1952) instead. I find Doris Day much more bewitching.

Our small town SONIC drive-in reopened after more than a year of being closed. We're excited to have a *new* place with nothing we can eat.

Watching: AH, WILDERNESS! (1935) — I like a movie where everyone gets excited over punch. I could go for some punch....

I've finally put my finger on it. The worst part of dying is the food service just ends.

Saw Robt. Downey's SHERLOCK HOLMES, liked it, but when did Holmes become an action hero? Dr. Watson in spandex tights & cape is troubling.

Item: "A rhinoceros can ejaculate 10 times in a half-hour lovemaking session." ... Well, duh. Of course he can. He's horny.

I was at the library desk, renewing my book, when I looked down and someone had returned CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. Kismet, kiddies.

I'm on a drug and it's called Mike Durrett. I'm in that wild state of naps and Velveeta.

Item: 3-D version of STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE coming Feb. 10, 2012. — Okay, but retooled R23-D2 and C3-DPO?

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