From the transcript of an actual conversation, as The Durretts and their cats' darling digestive systems start another elegant day:
7:23 a.m. --
Mike: Someone threw up on my sink.
7:23:12 - 7:56 a.m. --
Silence.
7:57 a.m. --
Donna: I hope I sealed the storage containers on the porch. There's rainwater on them.
Mike: Un uh, I topped that.
Again. Someone ... threw up ... on ... my ... sink.
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