Deliver Evil From Me

I'll be away on errands the rest of the day. Do me a favor. If a Bob Walker of Wichita, Kansas, drops in, give him a message:

May Puffy the Nervous Bladder sprinkle you with cheer.

May community standards demand training bras on your forehead pimples.

May your barbecue sandwich oink.

May a sheepish game warden romance your mutton chops.

May the slippy slide refuse your conjugal visit.