A dejected Bat Boy was shown the gate when he offered to help Security fight crime.
To make matters worse, outside on Hank Aaron Drive, Bat Boy found the Batmobile's windshield shattered by an out-of-the-park homer.
The remainder of the vehicle, however, had been stolen by several of Atlanta's finest punks.
Alfred was left unharmed up on blocks.
The Batmobile was located abandoned, firmly stuck in a Checkers drive-thru window lane. The perpetrators escaped a city-wide dragnet, police said, although extra Jim Beam BBQ Sauce packets were recovered unscathed, adding flavor to a distasteful caper.
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