I like to work ahead. I'm busy prepping my post-Christmas let-down....
Headline: "3 million bees found in Miami home." Well, it is the Bingo capital of the world.
I'm always relieved at restaurants when my server says, "Enjoy your meal." Otherwise, I'm at a loss as to how to proceed.
Just in: "Dentist accused of ripping out woman's unpaid dental work." Ahh, the bridge to nowhere.
The worst part? After, he said, "Bite me."
I'm in a panic. I need a time machine set for 1978 -- and hurry! I've got a new shipment of Karl Malden nose jokes....
Headline: "Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward [police]." On what charge? Faulty fuel line? Tailquiffing? Blattery? Cop a fluffy?
Traffic headline: "Chicken Truck Fire." All ended well when nearby gravy tanker mashed potato truck.