Well, yeah. But it would take me 19 seconds to remember my lines and commence the cry like a little girl.
I think I'd fare much better taking him on in Parcheesi, especially if I got to roll first. Dibs on yellow.
And the Tic Tacs®. If I didn't use Tic Tacs® for the 37 years previous, I just might triumph.
The velociraptor would stump me on Sudoku, though, My legs and arms and head would be munched before I could count to nine.
Excuse the brag, but I'm kind of a feast. That would be a day I would not be proud of my chewy nougat center.
Or my party name, "Sweetmeat."