I was not pleased to see the Disney machine's continued commercialization of the Hannah Montana wig.
Not only were there Hannah Montana Cleansing Body Bars, but the new product also commandeered valuable shelf space, banishing my beloved The Fat Guy From "Borat" Cleansing Body Bars from the store.
I went home empty handed to squeeze out lingering Oil of Goulet Body Wash Plus Crème Ribbons and relax in a tepid Ann B. Davis Bubbly Bath with a bobbing Jerry Mathers Rubber Beaver.
