Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Hosers

While strolling to a theatre on yesterday's sunny afternoon, my wife blurted a candid admission. If only I were chewing gum, so I could have swallowed it.

Actual conversation:

Donna: I'm not wearing hose today.

Mike: What?

Donna: I'm trying to be more hip, like the girls at the office. They don't wear hose anymore.

Mike: No hose?

Donna:
Nothing on their legs.

Mike: I stopped doing that years ago. ... The stores never had my color. Midnight Hunk.

3 comments:

Dr.John said...

Next time remember the gum. Always be prepared for the great conversations.

Mike Durrett said...

True. It's just not the same with a Tic Tac.

Jorge said...

I can't believe we used the same color. I don't feel as sexy since it's gone.

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