Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

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We landed on CNBC, which was celebrating nutcase Hugh Hefner's 80th birthday, with, apparently, his current young threesome of insipid, shellacked, blonde, faux-lady companions.

Twenty-five years of marriage. Actual conversation:

Mike: That's kind of creepy.

Donna: I agree.

Mike: I mean, the minds of those three women together don't add up to you.

Donna: [Laughs]

Mike: Together, they're not as bright as you are asleep.

Donna: [Smiles]

Mike:
Then, again, you don't have six breasts. So there is a trade off...

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