Slackjaw Dumbstruck: Criswell: 'Someone Walked Over My Grave'

I'm in the mood for above. 

Do tread on me. 

Sole music. 

Laying footsies. 

Criswell: "Someone Walked Over My Grave" via YouTube

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Thanks to Charlie Flashbacks.

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: The Ladybugs: 'I Saw Him Standing There'

The "Petticoat Junction" Girls as The Ladybugs: "I Saw Him Standing There" via "The Ed Sullivan Show" and YouTube
Source annotation:

Airdate March 22, 1964. The Ladybugs were Jeannine Riley, Pat Woodell and Linda Kaye Henning (from "Petticoat Junction") & Sheila James (formerly of "Dobie Gillis").

Zelda?!

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Thanks to Charlie Flashbacks.

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Happy Hot Dog Man™'

"Happy Hot Dog Man™" via YouTube
Franks to Ray Taylor

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Udderly Amazing: Girl Teaches Cow to Jump'

Moovin' on up. 



"Udderly Amazing: Girl Teaches Cow to Jump" via YouTube

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: Cha Sun Chong et al. - 'Our Kindergarten Teacher'

Well, sure. I could do this, too, if I had 10 thumbs.



Guitar Ensemble - "Our Kindergarten Teacher" by Kindergarten of Ch'ŏngam-guyŏk, Ch'ŏngjin-si, DPR Korea via YouTube and TVKim
I'm not even that nimble sitting.

Oh, but I've got the legs for it....

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'The Green Slime' Music Video

I assure you, "The Green Slime" was as befuddling, ridiculous, and cheap in 1969 as it is today in the future with Lady Gaga and Snooki.

I believe YouTube commenter DupekChopra aptly captures the vibe:

This had the potential to be good. Instead it was bad....

And luscaslayer:

The 21st Century sucks - I wanna be wearing a space suit, killing aliens with my [laser], like they promised - instead, all we got was the *@!%&# internets. :(

"The Green Slime" Music Video via YouTube

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: '2747 Toothpicks in My Beard'

Well, maybe, if I had food in my beard....

"Hors d'oeuvres, sweetie?"



"2747 Toothpicks in My Beard" via YouTube

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Pink Armadillo Attack!'

Wines are sweet, but either too red or too white for this connoisseur's tastes, so my wine of choice is Pepto-Bismol.

Image by QuinnDombrowski via Flickr

Sometimes I drink way too much of the elixir and sometimes I'm surprised to see my drunken stupors materialize in the cinema. I must babble.

Ah, here's one. I remember this trippin', man, from that righteous college weekend during Sprink breag.

I still have not a clue as to what it means and the aftershock cold sweats are making me soppy....



"Pink Armadillo Attack!" via YouTube

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Baby Gets Scared When Mom Blows Her Nose'

This time, the subject of the video becomes slackjaw dumbstruck, in addition to me watching the strange behavior.



"Baby Gets Scared When Mom Blows Her Nose" via YouTube
I know a man who reacted like this to pretty much anything I ever said or did -- except the laughing part. It can be a bit disconcerting.

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Chester the Incredible Peeing Dog'

The Greatest Shower on Earth. 

"Chester the Incredible Peeing Dog" from "America's Funniest Home Videos" via Metacafe

My hat and protective tarp are off to Chester and his morning routine. All I can say is I can't wait to hurry-up go sleep. 

Thanks to Tim Butzon. Wash your hands, Tim.

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: Astrud Gilberto: 'Bim Bom'

Tall and tan and young and lip-synching.

The guy in the tux walks my cummerbund.



"Astrud Gilberto: Bim Bom" (1966) via YouTube
(via PCL LinkDump)

Slackjaw Dumbstruck: 'Toking' With Lawrence Welk

From "The Lawrence Welk Show," circa 1970, man.

Fire up a spliff, as Gail and Dale groove on "a modern spiritual."


Amen and exhale.

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