
Eight days after swearing off cows' milk forever, I faced milk substitutes. In the grand tradition of "The Final Glass of Milk," I stomached my fear of the unknown and, for the first time ever, I drank the mysterious squeezin's of soy. A camera was on tripod -- can you believe the luck? -- to capture the historic event and epic epiglottal ecstasy. I'm milking it.
This long-awaited sequel (two entire weeks!) ends the tasteful dairy juice / strange man-made replacement beverages movie franchise, unless someone learns to knit milk.
"The Final Glass of Milk 2: The Inaugural Glass of Soymilk" via YouTube
The True Story That Started It All: "The Final Glass of Milk"

"Behind the Scenes: The Making of 'The Final Glass of Milk,' Chapter One" and "Chapter Two"