What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

04/09/09

Mmmmmmffffmmff... Been thinking all night. I know this little girl who auditioned to become Little Miss Sunbeam Bread and I married her. I don't get to sit next to her much, but she butters my toast.

01/31/06

"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" snubbed. I told them not to cut the pup tent scene.

04/20/09

Saw the photos. One of the houses had some similarities to ours, but their kitties weren't smoking catnip meeces on the curb.