Then, you suck and these questions bite. I'm outta here. I never liked you.
1. Who do you call first?
Pulmonary Paddles to Go.
Hold the fry.
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
I finally get that pony!
I like horses. We nicknamed our wheezy cat after a champion: Snortbiscuit.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
I build my mother that big house on the ocean. Pops gets a custom BMW. Since they're both dead, I guess it's hand-me-downs again to Mikey.
I'm so tired of that. For once, I wish they'd get me something new.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Are you kidding? The government already gave it away for me.
The second person I call is the Sheriff of Nottingham.
5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
I'll open a celebrity sperm bank. Think George Foreman George Foremans.
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