Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

DVD Burner

I connected our television to a new DVD recorder and pressed the Power button. The mechanism whirred into action. Within the first six seconds of life, here's exactly what I saw on the DVD display screen:



"HELLO LOAd."

The machine called me a load!

So, I'm a load, am I?

I loaded the player into the car and went to get my money back.


7 comments:

Jorge said...

Oh, I thought it said HELLO LORD. That would have been much better.

Pikkel Weezel said...

You misread it, it said "Hello Lord". Where the hell did you get load from? I too live in Atlanta and can't figure out for the life of me why someone would want to write about this awful place.

Mike Durrett said...

Nope. Definitely said, "LOAd." Look close.

Anonymous said...

"hello lord" was also what i see there. definitely. alert the press, the dvd player has spoken, and it think's you're jesus.

Mags said...

I saw Lord too-but are you heavy? Maybe God was trying to tell you something?

8)

Unknown said...

I think it says HELL , O LORD!

tazfan said...

Stupid DVD recorder says the same thing to me! I thought it was just picking on me, but now I know it says it to everyone!

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