Subject: What Have I Done? What Have I Done?

Clara, a Jack Russell terrier, stays with us on occasion, much to the chagrin of our cats, Morty and Kelp. We stock Clara's food in the cupboard in case of another pajama party.

With that in mind, here's an actual panic email I sent to my wife when we ran out of -- *gasp* -- cat food!

Kelp was driving me crazy, so I gave him some Mighty Dog. Is that okay?

I hope I haven't created a monster. If I'm not around when you get home, look to see if I've been buried in the backyard.

The Husband

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