Clean Bills of Health

Looking to lower my blood pressure and stress, a doctor sent me for a series of medical tests. After bracing with considerable anxiety and non-stop pizzas (just in case I'd be told "no more pizzas"), I received the medical results.

I had the treadmill stress test, heart echo test, and a holter heart monitor hotwired to me for a day. All reported normal, but, after dealing with the insurance company, my heart beats Louis Prima arrangements from off the B-sides.

My MRI brain scan was stunningly accurate. It showed I'd be $2100 out-of-pocket poorer.

Otherwise, nothing of concern, except my blood pressure and stress are higher due to annoyance over these tests.

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