What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

06/17/07

I do believe Sgt. Bilko was our greatest military genius. I mean, I seem to remember him getting Pvt. Doberman a girl.

I would have liked to have seen you in that septic tank movie, but I'm not so sure about the love interest.

06/16/07

Maybe you should put on a James Stewart "Cheyenne Autumn" hat.

12/21/07

Yes, I saw Joe's picture. My Waffle House egg and cheese wrap bubbled up.

His place is where hayseeds go to abscess gums and covet otters.