Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Bologna and Franks Bubble Gum

It's probably for the best I didn't chew this bubble gum. There's something unappetizing about blowing fruit-flavored weenies.

On the other hand, meat-flavored fruit might be good, chomping on barbecue pork strawberries, chicken bananas, and steak-and-gristle grapes.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer walnut...
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