Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Punchy Pussycats

Morty at the Movies with Morty the CatMorty, as you know, is a big television fan, so I'm not surprised he chose this home video to share, "Gizmo Boxing Cat."

I understand Martin Scorsese is planning a big screen remake with Robert DeNiro's kitty, "Raging Burmese."


Can't see the video? Try here.

Our Morty mimics what he sees on the tube, too. In fact, we've had to designate HGTV: Home and Garden Television off limits. It was tiring, all his copycat litter box remodeling on a budget....

...The burying of the swatches...

...The two pairs of tiny, fashionable Crocs he insisted I strap on him before each restroom visit, only to complain about the holes....

...Scented sand, unscented, organic, and now with Splenda®...

There were the clay filler winters, cedar shavings summers, clumpy falls, seersucker springs -- oh, then, he's Matlock uncovering clues....
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