How Long Could My Big Brother Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed With a Velociraptor?

Out of the blue, brother Bob wrote to inform me he would survive much longer than me chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. The unspoken sibling ridicule and implied smirk were palpable.

He says he would lounge and linger for 63 seconds, compared to 28, my estimated time of departure.


I'm cuter.

Of course, Bob would fare longer. He'd make me sleep on the bottom bunk under the threat of noogies and the pitter patter of raptor.

I'm cuter.

Regardless, I will have to rethink my marinating in a nice Béarnaise sauce before retiring.

I'm cuter.