What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

08/09/06

I believe from the bottom of my heart that the child besmirches the good name of Stinky.

03/09/06

Haven't read the Thwacker book, but it's here in my room. On an impulse, I purchased Phyllis Diller's bio, "Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse." The promise of Fang in a bordello -- well, I'm sure you understand...

01/25/07

I go out. Who would miss going to the exciting Dump?

I have to stay home all of the time, of course, until I can make enough new garbage so I can go revisit the Dump.