Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
And another thing Short Attention Spanta did not present me: the Hippie Generation Kit.
I begged him. Hippie me! I am desperate to make amends for lost time. I was lousy at turning on and tuning out in the '60s. I failed at flower child. I could never quite grasp the movement. I'm still trying to charbroil pot and I've practically given up memorizing the lyrics to "Bridget Over Troubled Walter."