Double Feature Kitties: 'Bathing in a Bucket' and 'Sad Cat'

I left the home office for a few minutes to go exercise my right to not exercise or even give it-- give something a thought. That's when I heard Morty at the desk, sniffling uncontrollably while he burrowed through my delightfully decorative cardboard box of tissues.

He allowed me to peruse the computer's Website history. "Bathing in a Bucket" and "Sad Cat" videos were itemized after my most recently visited dotcom, "BBFC: Big Breasted Fried Chicken, There's One Near You, No Smirking, Mike." Morty's entire eight pounds of curiosity had been watching these motion pictures.

I can read him like a cat. His current paragraph, tense in the first feline present, cries of "absolutely the saddest movies ever made."

Morty has requested that any spooky and disturbing shower scenes be excised -- which is not like exercise. I should know, winded now.



"Bathing in a Bucket" via YouTube



"Sad Cat" via YouTube
Nice Yoda.