He allowed me to peruse the computer's Website history. "Bathing in a Bucket" and "Sad Cat" videos were itemized after my most recently visited dotcom, "BBFC: Big Breasted Fried Chicken, There's One Near You, No Smirking, Mike." Morty's entire eight pounds of curiosity had been watching these motion pictures.
I can read him like a cat. His current paragraph, tense in the first feline present, cries of "absolutely the saddest movies ever made."
Morty has requested that any spooky and disturbing shower scenes be excised -- which is not like exercise. I should know, winded now.
"Sad Cat" via YouTube