Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
And another thing the North Pole nincompoop neglected to gift me, the Wack-O-Wax Wax Fangs, not to mention the Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips. Okay, I'll mention 'em: The Wack-O-Wax Wax Lips.
To add insult to injury, Santa did bestow upon me the unrequested off-brand Wax Uvula and the unrequested off-brand Wax Goiter.
Clean the wax out of your ears, old man!
Well, mostly useless.