Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Big Time Pimp Clock

And another thing Santa Clueless bungled and did not deliver, the Big Time Pimp Clock.

Oh, I got one of them, but not the other. Where's my Big Time Pimp Daylight Saving Clock?

This Instant Big Daddy and formerly Punctual Pimp is upset -- and will be down wit' my bad self in an hour.