Drat.I missed the Klingons vs. Furries bowling duel.
It's tough being Mikey.
Thanks to William Colquitt for sending me the announcement from Global Nerdy.
Two things:
1. Donna would not have let us attend the event, complaining about bowling alley air clogged with Furries and Klingon dander.
Nevertheless, I find size #20 Klingon and Furries rental shoe fumes to be the best weight loss program.
It's not the feet. It's the humidity.
2. There's a Global Nerdy?
Actually, I prefer fiercer competitive bowling than a wimpy klatch o' Klingons.
I'm waiting for The Ultimate 10-Pin Punch-out Smackdown Cutthroats:
Banana Splits vs. Golden Girls
