"So, let's make sure I've got this straight. If we win the raffle, the kid is free. We won't have to pay for any of that food or togs or medical exams or college tuition stuff?
"That adds up. Indeed, it does. Indeed, it do.
"What about bedding? Sneakers with blinky lights? Free? Totally free? No expense to us, whatsoever? Ever?
"The child is free.
"Wow.
"Horsey head on a broomstick? Piano lessons? NERF Balls by Parker Brothers? What about NERF Balls? Are the NERF Balls free?..."
Continued: "Star Stalking"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8
Thanks to William Colquitt
