Bear With Squeaky Toy, Ladies and Gentlemen

With bully bears in the neighborhood, passing through our yard and, possibly, my Adam's Apple and tousled surfer-boy hairs, I need to calm my stress.

I thought watching "Bear Playing With Squeaky Toy" after every meal and crying jag might help.


Now, I have nightmares I'm a squeaky toy.

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