Fall Festivals O' Fun 4

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Verizon,
    Poor mountain man could holler across horizons;
Then, one day, while shouting somethin' rude,
    Up through the ground came conversational wood.

Calls, that is ... ring tones...

Dialin' fools ... tel'mark'ters...

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