You're S****ing Me

or: Trickle Treats
or: Happy Hurloween
or: Blue Moon
or: The Boy Who Cried "WOOOOOOOFFF!"
or: Me and My Shallow
or: Don't Forget to Wipe Your Eats

"The Halloween costume for the kid with low self-esteem," says a Randy of the Internet, in a message circulating via email.

News Flush: Find the Toilet Costume at Oriental Trading. Can you handle it?