Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Cover Up at the Cat House

Overheard in the Kitties Lounge
 
The favorite pastime in our home, like most people, is talking about our pets' potty habits.

After the ceremonial cleaning of the cat box, I suggested to Donna that the boys might appreciate a little more litter.

Twenty-four years of marriage. Actual conversation:

Mike: I'd add some filler on the bottom to start. I suspect they don't like to step in urine puddles. ... Unlike me, I'm always into wading. ... I'm sure I mentioned that on our first date.
Donna: I don't think so.
Mike: I guess it paid to keep my mouth shut.

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