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Overheard Inside My Head
  

I had an adverse reaction to prescribed medicine. My side effects included dizziness and shortness of breath.

The other evening, I felt lightheaded while preparing to brew a cup of java. I was compelled to sit down to rest before I could finish the simple task.

An actual conversation with myself:

Mike: Oh, great. My doctor will say that's my body telling me to quit drinking coffee.