What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

05/06/07

"Since I am typing this email, I don't guess the bear got us today, although I might be hallucinating."

04/09/08

"I don't watch 'American Idol' or 'Dancing With the Stars.' The reality show I like is watching Morty till his litter box. I think Ralph Malph is guesting tonight."

02/02/08

"My mind is getting fuzzy on this type of stuff, but I still remember young Ann-Margret, so I'm not too worried."