Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Mikellaneous

More Confessions
and Observations
My recent postings on Twitter, where everything must be said in 140 characters or less.

Flash: "Sharon Stone apologizes over China earthquake karma comments." She's always crotchety.

I reran RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK & INDIANA JONES & THE TEMPLE OF DOOM. I bet that John Williams is one noisy neighbor. I'm calling the cops..

OK, I just saw INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE. The music is more subdued than the prequels. My citizen's arrest of John Williams worked!

[Quote from] @textism: "Across the scope of an entire language, is there any one phrase as ruinously sad as ‘A Happy Madison Production’?" Ay, me weeps.

AP: "The international space station's lone toilet is broken, leaving the crew with almost nowhere to go." Open the door over Iran and O.J.

The Loch Ness Monster's on my mind, so I looked her up. She's in an Old Plesiosaurlike Reptiles Lagoon with a Budweiser frog. I don't judge.

We were too late buying a holiday watermelon. I had to settle on a gravymelon. You're darn right I spit out the giblets.

I've seen the new INDIANA JONES movie, which I was compelled to like, of course, now that I am an antiquity. Someone Lemon Pledge me.

Headline: "California Considers 'Porn Tax'" ... Lower classed to take matter into own hands.

I studied & live by the 4 INDIANA JONES films, watching them in 3 days, and still my hat won't come back to me. Just my lovesick cummerbund.
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