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Supermodel Cindy Crawford has created a line of furniture, which is comforting for all of my attractive settee with a mole on it needs.
Tonight's movie: "The Sentinel" -- Secret Service agent Michael Douglas harms the President with his painful to see cosmetic schmuck tucks.
If I still ate meat, I'd give this chocolate-covered bacon a chew. Bet it can't touch my Godiva garbanzos.
New ABOUT HUMOR: The Slip-Up Archive
A trailer loaded with 14 tons of Oreos has overturned near Chicago. Clean-up ongoing... Most of the white stuff licked away...
That overturned trailer truck with 14 tons of Oreos strewn over a highway near Chicago has caused a massive traffic jam of milk tankers.
New ABOUT HUMOR: Brian Regan: The Official Site
Beautiful day here in the Georgia mountains ... rain later ... maybe someone saying "sorghum..."
Tonight's movie: "Dan in Real Life," which made me regret not having children, having opted for the wisecracking kitties, all tops in taps.
I had lunch with co-workers from the past. I set my time machine on "BURGER CHEF FUNMEAL WITH FUNBURGER." We griped about the minimum wage.
