Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

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I'm told Flintstones Vitamins are excellent dietary supplements for grown-ups. I was eager to consume Vitamin Fred, Vitamin Wilma, Vitamin Barney, Vitamin Betty, Vitamin Pebbles, and Vitamin Bamm-Bamm, but stopped cold when I discovered one of the ingredients is gelatin, derived from animals. I'm a vegetarian, so no can do.

And downing Dino?

Nuh uh. Nope. I won't eat pets.

Plus, I don't swallow anything alien, so go Gazoo yourself.

Nevertheless, I'd cave, man, if I could get me some Ann-Margrock.


"The Flintstones" with Ann-Margrock ("Ain't Gonna Be Your Fool No More") via YouTube


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