Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders
11/11/08
That explains it. I heard the casket cart collapsed.
01/09/09
I don't remember if I properly thanked you for sending me the Criswell video because my mind is essentially oatmeal these days, but thank you.
The Quaker Guy on the Box
2/22/08
That is just creepy. Thanks, Santa's bringing bath salts...
It's like when the wax museum comes alive after closing.
12/19/08
You one of them high falutin' motion picture people, ain't ye?
Call me if you get something with that Walter Brennan the
youngins love so much.
Forever,
Pepino
04/20/09
But, you, Bob, the irregular bowels people have hired a copyright lawyer. They say you mock them, especially when you lounge covered in Oysterettes.
