Cat photos: Where's Morty?

Morty is in production meetings for "Where's Morty," his copyrighted Internet feature, seen on these pages. He's busy reviewing recent episodes and plotting new adventures for his fans and tax base.

Morty has nixed headlining in an elaborate lip dub music video of the "Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow" Meow Mix jingle, because he does not welcome the compulsion to bathe the heads of all of the kitty extras during the shoot. It would bust his moves, man.

He would like his followers to know he is on a strict diet to drop those extra ounces he recently gained. For the duration, yummy Fancy Feast is off limits. Morty is negotiating an endorsement deal for low calorie Unembellished Feast.

His exercise routine has stepped up from chasing the ball of string to daily runs on a treadmill of yarn.

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