What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

01/15/09

Of course they are real. Now with pig bubbles.

12/31/08

Never saw these photos before, but I was a fetus at the time.

04/17/09

I am heartened that I remind you of bad dog food. Thank you, Bob, you -- oh, sorry, I was thinking of egg pus.

Bad Dog Food Names:

• Joy Behar's Mystery Crotch and Peas
• Gravy Train with Conductor Chunks
• Snif 'n Lick Puddin' Pups
• Betty White and Spleens
• Marmaduke's Next Dump