Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

01/15/09

Of course they are real. Now with pig bubbles.

12/31/08

Never saw these photos before, but I was a fetus at the time.

04/17/09

I am heartened that I remind you of bad dog food. Thank you, Bob, you -- oh, sorry, I was thinking of egg pus.

Bad Dog Food Names:

  • Joy Behar's Mystery Crotch and Peas
  • Gravy Train with Conductor Chunks
  • Snif 'n Lick Puddin' Pups
  • Betty White and Spleens
  • Marmaduke's Next Dump
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