My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter, Where Everything Must Be Said in 140 Characters or Less
TCM Now Playing: SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS - Then, Octomom in SINGLE BROODMARE FOR EIGHT FETUSES.
News Item: "Power Lines Disorient a Cow's Compass." Hmm, new Shia Lebeouf Hitchcock flick, MOO BY MOOWEST.
TCM Now Playing: UNDER THE YUM YUM TREE. Then, it's the U.S. Congress in PLUNDER, THE GLUM GLUM SPREE.
News Item: "Rihanna Denies BODYGUARD Remake Rumor." Thank goodness. The critics would beat her up.
Tonite on TCM: 6-hr. show: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY & HOW THE WEST WAS WON. It's "When Men Were Men and Bladders Were Bladders Night."
@seanmalarkey sez "Am i weird because every time i write 'thanks' i think 'Tom hanks'?" Bope. (Bob Hope. The H is silent)
TCM Now Playing: HOUDINI. Followed by the Gary Coleman remake: WHACHOOTALKINABOUTDINI.
Bought THE 3 STOOGES, VOL. 5. I now proudly own all of the Curlies & the first 2 years of Shemps. You may touch me, but by appointment only.
Major Three Stooges movie coming with that wacky Sean Penn! I can't wait to see him coldcocked! That miserable, why you, I oughta--
TCM Now Showing: ZORRO'S FIGHTING LEGION: FLOWING DEATH. Then, ZORRO'S FIGHTING LEGION 2: FLOWING SNAPPLE AND SOME ZZZZZs.
@michael_bay sez "I would only remake CITIZEN KANE if they let me convert Rosebud into a kickass SeaDoo." And Xanadu into disco roller rink.
TCM Now Playing: KNIGHT WITHOUT ARMOUR. Then, DAY FOR NIGHT with Aumont.
Another snooty Hollywood star, @michaelianblack sez: "My toenail fungus looks particularly speckled this morning." Braggart.
On TCM: PSYCHO. I stayed at the Bates Motel once. Mrs Bates sunk my battleship in the tub. Cops found the corpse of Mr. Bubble in the swamp.
Fact: PSYCHO's Norman Bates is based on Ed Gein, who kept a cup of noses on his kitchen table. Pepper Steak Night must have been a delight.
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