First, an impromptu production number ensued and then something massively fungal and pandemic occurred at the nearby campus. It happens every Autumnal Hop and Frolic.
The students are all sequestered in the gymnasium, awaiting podiatrists and algebra assignments and special lyric ballads, police said.
The general community at large is believed to be safe. National Guard officials credit volunteer thwarters of a feared outbreak of crunk.
Thank you, Homeland Security. Take some time for remedial spelling. You've earned it. See Miss Landers in Room 12.
