What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

06/10/05

I'll go, but renting a car for three weeks (or more), gas, PEZ, and all those motels will add up.

07/11/08

He is not my daddy!

Who my daddy?

I'm my daddy!

03/01/05

Yipe. That woke me up.

I'm rethinking the beard and nose hair trimmer.