"M'm! M'm! Good Grief!"
Nothing says "fine dining" like a funeral.
Today's Special: Creamation of Vegetable Soup with Perpetual Carrots.
Bury a corn dog with relish.
All you can shovel, $8.95. Saints slightly higher.
Holy water on draft.
Member F.D.I.C. (Funeral Directors in Catsup).
No food more than 24 hours old or your order is embalmed.
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