Would you believe he left the movie to buy popcorn and never returned?
Would you believe I hiked and spelunked the entire 24-screen theatre and concourses to locate him?
Would you believe he was meditating with a Kung Fu Panda?
And loving it.
And stuck.
I spent forever hopping Bill across the parking lot and into the car. He's a big guy, which made the wincing even more poignant.
Fortunately, he was driving and his pointy leg could stretch out of the window.
It took another seven hours back to the house since we could only make lefts.
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