What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

06/04/08

Listen, as a friend, I know it's Sophia Loren Month. Take extra showers. And breathe.

06/03/08

We don't need no faux volcanic lava tubes with my bladder.

06/03/08

I'm probably in 1-D, an extremely wide 1-D.