Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

02/23/05

As Randy said to me only yesterday in the Wal-Mart video department, "I don't think Cedric has ever entertained me."

07/20/08

They look like-- well, when The Banana Man mates with The Harmonicats, that's what happens.

02/21/05

I've done my job to keep waxed lips alive, too. But enough about my sex life and, besides, my Free Balloons for the Kids hand pump is broken anyway.
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