Overnight, I caught him watching a foreign version of "King Kong," while pawing and chomping down hot buttered Friskies. He laughed smugly when Kong attacked the airplanes.
I don't know what to think anymore. How can Morty operate our home theatre system and I can't? He is the master of the universal remote.
I ate a piece of plain toast (we were out of butter) and went back to bed.
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