My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter:
I have got to lose some weight. I'm getting too old to pull off the baby bump excuse.
Why isn't Diet 7UP called 1UP? ... I guess I should have gone to church....
John Wayne kills Bruce Dern in THE WAR WAGON (1967), so how could Dern kill Wayne 5 yrs. later in THE COWBOYS? I should have gone to church.
Our youngest cat, Melvin, has been on the porch all day. He is mesmerized. He is watching a moth.
Odd thing about growing older is I now use words like "adorable" and "darling" in ways formerly taboo by me. I may even eat a marmalade.
@OMGFacts sez: "Red meats, cigarettes, alcohol, asparagus & cabbage will make your semen taste bitter." Gee, I think I'll just have a pizza.
We had no GA Aquarium or bottlenose dolphins exhibit when I was a kid. Once, Mom took me to the hardware store to see the needlenose pliers.
Dictionary.com Word of Day: corybantic: "frenzied, agitated, unrestrained." I went to school w/a Cory Bantic. Invented paint mixing machine.
ALVAREZ KELLY may be the worst Civil War song ever. Reverence for Johnny Mercer goes down a notch. Jeepers, creepers, my huckleberry friend.
I figured out why I don't care much for Civil War movies. Everyone saying "Suh!" ... And that must end my good tweet, suh!"
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