Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Meanwhile...

Cat photos: Where's Morty?


Morty is in the Christmas tree, homesteading.

We are consulting with attorneys and hope to overturn the hangdog feline's eminent domain claims by Thanksgiving, so we can take down the tree in time to put it back up for next Christmas.

We also do not need a kitty casino in our living room. I don't care if Morty has booked The Chipmunks into the upper branch Pussycat Lounge. NO!!!

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