Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Correspondence Folders
09/10/10
She was surprised to see you, too. I hear there's lip balm coming.
06/19/09
Nice foot.
08/31/10
Heartwarming. Please tell me you didn't send it.
07/09/10
Okay, I've been quiet. I've been patient. I've been waiting for something to be said.
Nothing.
So, don't get mad, but I can stand it no longer. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE POTATO CHIPS?!!
07/06/10
I open next week with my partner, George Burns. My fan dance will kill!!
06/16/10
Love to you and all the mites,
Mike
03/11/10
It would be my pleasure. My penis works weekends as balloon animals.
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