Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Correspondence Folders
She was surprised to see you, too. I hear there's lip balm coming.
Heartwarming. Please tell me you didn't send it.
Okay, I've been quiet. I've been patient. I've been waiting for something to be said.
So, don't get mad, but I can stand it no longer. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE POTATO CHIPS?!!
I open next week with my partner, George Burns. My fan dance will kill!!
Love to you and all the mites,
It would be my pleasure. My penis works weekends as balloon animals.